I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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