At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So gin and wine won't be happening again
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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