So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm at about main and main street
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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