David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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