I hate your face
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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