i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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