Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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