You're completely useless in the revolution.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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