Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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