I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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