question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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