It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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