dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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