He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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