everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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