you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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