Don't you send me to vm
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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