Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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