So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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