chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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