Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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