Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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