covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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