I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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