Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
