I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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