yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
How's work?
Spinning.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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