When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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