I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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