just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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