thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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