Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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