First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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