just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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