For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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