their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so that wasnt chicken after all
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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