I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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