I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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