I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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