Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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