You made me cry and you don't even care
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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