Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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