Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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