Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!