The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation