Im at strip club and am horny
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.