You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children