Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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