Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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its like you know when i get waxed
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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