There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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