before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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