Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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