In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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