I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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