i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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