I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize