Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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