i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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