I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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