Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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